Posted 2 hours ago

sciencevevo:

Das Kapital spoiler; Marx dies at the end

Posted 3 hours ago

in the year 2054, Space Commander Barkley was sent to an asteroid 1.3 light years away but only made it 1/7 of the distance. a similar incident happened with Space Lieutenant Bear three years later, stopping 1/7 of the way to her target planet 3 light years away. sending dogs to lead space missions was not one of NASA’s best ideas.

Posted 10 hours ago

Sarah Palin…or, A Harp Slain?

the hidden meaning makes it clear: every time someone subscribes to the new Sarah Palin Channel, a musical instrument dies.

conservatives have been trying to kill music for a long time, and they’ll stop at nothing. first that Toby Keith song, now this. don’t let them win.

boycott the Sarah Palin Channel.

Posted 10 hours ago

Sarah Palin is actually launching her own news channel online.

If this is part of a new strategy where she takes ideas from SNL sketches, I hope this means we’ll see a rap album in the near future.

Posted 11 hours ago

listen up, the wage gap is no myth. and while this gap has narrowed in recent years, there is still a persistent gap between my wages and how much it costs to buy all of the sour skittles I need.

Posted 1 day ago

don’t mess with texas dads.

Posted 1 day ago

the latest in Smart Watch Technology for Dads, a smart watch with voice-recognition technology that automatically responds with “time for you to get a watch!” when anyone within range asks for the time.

Posted 1 day ago

pop quiz:

this morning, I found my old favorite shirt. this makes me feel:

a) constipated
b) happy
c) like doing coke and hitchhiking across the state
d) all of the above

Posted 1 day ago
A cookie walks into a bar And sits down The bartender asks what's wrong He says "I'm in a really crumby situation"
in-god-we-thrust asked

supersmashthestatebros:

also, tumblr user in-god-we-thrust, maybe instead of sitting around sending jokes at 11am on a Sunday, you should be in church.

Posted 1 day ago

favorite 30 rock scenes

6x16: meet the woggels!

Posted 3 days ago

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

Posted 3 days ago
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
Posted 4 days ago

Alex Jones selling his sperm to repopulate the earth after the reptilian takeover

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