if they gave out awards for indecisiveness, I’m not even sure if I’d put my name in the running.
Official H&R Block Tax Tip 2014: you are allowed to deduct expenses resulting from disasters, so hopefully you hung on to your ticket stub from Grown Ups 2.
all these superhero movies coming out, but I’m still waiting for the Ron Paul movie.
set all of my clocks seven hours ahead, and I can feel the power pulsing through my body.
I gave up soda for Lent, but I’ve offset the dramatic decrease in my caffeine intake with a dramatic increase in my Descendents intake, and it seems to be working.
tired of time changes catching you off guard? looking to store away those extra hours of sleep for when you really need it? come in to any of our bank branches to open a daylight savings account!
Rand Paul wins the 2014 CPAC straw poll, showing that limited government is popular among straws. “We’re tired of liberals sucking us dry,” one eagle-shaped Silly Straw was quoted as saying.
Edward Snowden is speaking via videoconference at SXSW, confirming that SXSW is indeed the epicenter of hidden underground entertainment.