Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

Alex Jones selling his sperm to repopulate the earth after the reptilian takeover

Posted 7 hours ago

it’s summer, i got my tinfoil hat on backwards, and it’s time to fucking DEFEAT THE NEW WORLD ORDER

Posted 8 hours ago

improvinator:

A very old, VHS copy of Dratch & Fey.

still thinking about this.

Posted 8 hours ago

it’s summer, i got my hat on backwards, and it’s time to fucking get a real hat so I don’t have to party with this football helmet over my face.

Posted 14 hours ago

jojokes:

If you’re feeling down please look at mario. He is giving you the thumbs up. Everything will be ok. It ok. Please be happy. I love you.

Posted 1 day ago

"oh, I’m sorry kid, you can’t be in here without adult supervision"

"it’s okay, the government is watching me"

Posted 2 days ago

update: I am watching that Dratch & Fey stage show now, and it is wonderful.

special guest appearance by 1999 and Len’s “Steal My Sunshine”

Posted 2 days ago

fact: we can only use 10% of our brain because the government takes 90% of it #wakeupsheeple

Posted 3 days ago

"here’s your ticket and glasses. enjoy the show."

"wait, I didn’t want the 3D showing of The Fault in our Stars!

"no, these are instagram filter glasses. trust me, it’s how the movie was meant to be experienced.”

"can I still pop the lenses out and wear the frames to school tomorrow like everyone else does?"

"no, actually we aren’t doing that anymore, but you can trade them in to be recycled afterwards for a complimentary souvenir cigarette."

Posted 3 days ago

songs that were cut from Weird Al’s newest album:

  • "Reptilian," a Strokes-influenced ode to Alex Jones
  • "Do I Wanna Fro," a song about Alex Turner’s trip to the barbershop
  • "Fursuit of Happiness," the party anthem of Summer 2014 for furries everywhere
  • "Electric Feels," an upbeat electropop song documenting the struggles of fandoms who can’t even
  • "Diabetes," a stylistic parody of Weird Al food-themed parodies
Posted 3 days ago

"okay class, who wants to hear The Latest Internet Joke Sensation?" "me, me!" "actually, it’s pronounced meem, have fun in detention dork"

Posted 3 days ago
In the practice of mutual aid, which we can retrace to the earliest beginnings of evolution, we thus find the positive and undoubted origin of our ethical conceptions; and we can affirm that in the ethical progress of man, mutual support not mutual struggle – has had the leading part. In its wide extension, even at the present time, we also see the best guarantee of a still loftier evolution of our race.
Peter Kropotkin, Mutual Aid: A Factor of Evolution

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