in the year 2054, Space Commander Barkley was sent to an asteroid 1.3 light years away but only made it 1/7 of the distance. a similar incident happened with Space Lieutenant Bear three years later, stopping 1/7 of the way to her target planet 3 light years away. sending dogs to lead space missions was not one of NASA’s best ideas.
Sarah Palin…or, A Harp Slain?
the hidden meaning makes it clear: every time someone subscribes to the new Sarah Palin Channel, a musical instrument dies.
conservatives have been trying to kill music for a long time, and they’ll stop at nothing. first that Toby Keith song, now this. don’t let them win.
boycott the Sarah Palin Channel.
listen up, the wage gap is no myth. and while this gap has narrowed in recent years, there is still a persistent gap between my wages and how much it costs to buy all of the sour skittles I need.
the latest in Smart Watch Technology for Dads, a smart watch with voice-recognition technology that automatically responds with “time for you to get a watch!” when anyone within range asks for the time.
this morning, I found my old favorite shirt. this makes me feel:
c) like doing coke and hitchhiking across the state
d) all of the above
also, tumblr user in-god-we-thrust, maybe instead of sitting around sending jokes at 11am on a Sunday, you should be in church.